We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
When God closes one store He opens another