Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off