The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one