In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it