Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead