Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
