In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together