LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
