I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
