“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

It’s always darkest before the yawn