My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
I changed My mind By following My heart
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere
Let there be light blight and hindsight
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type