Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory