You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work