Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
