My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology