The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
