I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
