Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
