In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death