It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

I don’t get mad I get odd

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…