The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything