When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Never Win Anything
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
