Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
