You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
