When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination