Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money