Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

You keep the peace they get everything else

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…