Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

Never Win Anything

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met