On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition