Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

I will gladly suffer fools for love

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them