For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
