Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
