The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak