My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…