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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Religion Is Enchanting; Science Is Intoxicating

Science was happily
letting the cat out of the bag
until Schrodinger’s Cat was found
in and out of the bag
at the same time
 
Ever since
we’ve all been
half in the bag

Other works by Chris Gaither...
What Do You Think You’re Doing?

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
The French Stickler

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Please and Thank You

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush
Ditch the Lexus; You’re a Nexus; God Connects Us

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
And the Winner Is

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Forsooth, Social Media Has the Same Initials as S&M

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
She Wasn’t a Librarian Yet When I Married Her; It Was Only Later That I Found God

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
I Owe My Life to Bad People Doing Good Things

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
“An over-proximity of all things”

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know
With Great Power Comes Great Predictability

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
“Ahsoka Tano stated that anyone, with enough time, could learn to harness the Force. She regarded those with natural sensitivity as those with a talent for it, but stated it was discipline that truly mattered.”

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit
What’s Sauce for the Goose Is Sauce for the Gander

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
Whenever It Looks Like Batman and Robin Are Climbing a Wall with the Batrope, It Is Just a Camera Trick; We Too Face a Wall That Becomes the Ground Beneath Our Feet the Moment We Believe, Grasp the Rope, and Take Our First Steps Up the Wall

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go
Why I Am So Unwise

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
The Internet Is Our Blindfold and American Spirit Is Our Cigarette

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain



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