The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it