In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly