You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination