Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
If you Buy it You might Like it
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…