All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!