The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

It’s always darkest before the yawn

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole