When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Never Win Anything

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week