Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
