I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
It’s always darkest before the yawn
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
