Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
