In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
