The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed