We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

The less you need to control the more powerful you

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue