I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn