If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time