For Jen
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists