When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys